Really my main point is, Emily and I have made a deal. We cannot say anything critical or negative about one another's posts. Only positive feedback is allowed. This is actually mainly for me, because Emily is much better at blogging than I am, so I am very insecure in my blogging ability. I am a newb blogger and I'll admit it. Newb should not have red squiggly lines underneath it. It is a word. Squiggly's a word. I don't think you should blog about squiggly being a word, but I just did.
So, as most of you probably know, Emily and I have been married for 2 weeks, 3 days and 3 hours. We have traveled the seas from place to place and have landed in a cozy little camper an hour from New York City. I have to say, being married has been an amazing thing thus far. It's the best thing that's happened to me. It's like if I was Jordan Hill's brother and won the world championship in Pokemon in Hawaii....but better (I think only 3 or 4 people will get this reference and they may never read this so I should probably take out this inside joke, but I won't and Emily can't say anything negative about this because of the pact explained above). But anyways, I would like to offer you words of wisdom I have learned from being a professional husband (2 weeks plus certifies you as a professional according to wikipedia). 5 tips to being a great husband:
1) Wash the dishes as often as possible.
2) Shower daily.
Okay, I just got stuck at 2. Does that make me a bad husband? Naw. That is all for now, hopefully I will finish this list.
Disclaimer: If you don't like my sense of humor, just read Emily's posts.
God Speed to All
-Jin
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